I got bored and decided to make a song about myself. How vain.

However, it’s to the tune of ‘Be Our Guest’ from Beauty and the Beast.

(It’s been stuck in my head.)

You should make one too!

(Sing it with me!!)

“B. R. Wren, B.R. Wren

Was a bathroom way back when

Kick ball changing, coupon saving,

Counts to 8 and not to 10

Penguins clap

Fingers snap

Scuffs her shoes, now she can tap!

See her writing

It’s fantastic

Don’t think so? But it’s scholastic!

She can dance, and she can twirl

Her plots send you on a whirl

Going to climb and kick until she breaks her hipsssssssss!

Spiderman will laugh and cry

But she will dry his eyes

She’s B.R. Wren, B.R. Wren, B.R. Wren!”

Reference:

bathroom = my maiden name (Banos with a squiggle line... laugh it up)

 Love, B.R. Wren